🏎️ Bones Circuit ‘25: Post-Miami Meltdown

Sunburns. Spinouts. Skeletons in sunglasses. Miami was hot in every sense — and the standings are melting faster than a pit crew on fire. Let’s break it all down, Bones-style.

🎯 Bones Challenge — Top 5 Scorchers

⛈️ Raging Thunderstorm – 26 points – #1 overall and blowing everyone off the map.
💋 Ciao Baby 4 – 25 points – Right on the heels. Cold-blooded consistency.
🍸 Dirty Hamiltini – 23 points – Martini-shaken, leaderboard-stirred.
🎥 Race Highlights – 23 points – Still making the highlight reel every week.
🧠 vcuEvan’s Team – 22 points – Don’t let the soft voice fool you. He’s a killer.

📉 Teams With ZERO Bones Challenge Points

🚫 Nina's Javelinas – 0 points. Not even a *whiff* of competition. Might be allergic to scoring.
🚫 Servette FC – Zak, you OK bro?
🚫 Positive Mental Attitude – Positivity doesn’t earn points. Picks do.

At this point we might need to start a new category: “Ghosts of Bones Past.”

🏁 Fantasy Top 10

👑 Lando Cal-rizz-ian – Rank 1 – Fantasy King with 11 Bones points (a miracle in itself).
💋 Ciao Baby 4 – Rank 2 – The full package.
🧠 Mr. Bones – Rank 3 – Still in the hunt. Spooky and steady.
🎮 MaxVerslappen – Rank 4 – A menace with momentum.
🍸 Dirty Hamiltini – Rank 5 – Sophisticated chaos.
💨 Franco’s Fastcars – Rank 6 – Fast. Furious. Underrated. We see you, Ali.
🎥 Race Highlights – Rank 7 – Always in frame.
🌩️ Raging Thunderstorm – Rank 9 – Bones god, Fantasy mort– wait, P9? Step it up.
👀 The-Landonorian – Rank 10 – Sneaky sneaky. Eyes on this one.
💀 Maxwell Verstappuccino – Rank 11 – Still brewing something spooky.

🚫 Nina's Javelinas – Rank 24. Nothing but palm trees and pain out there.

👑 Bones Legends – Overall Top 5

💋 Ciao Baby 4 (Frances White)
🍸 Dirty Hamiltini (Ariana Bazzi)
⛈️ Raging Thunderstorm (Jonathan Leyva)
🎥 Race Highlights (Karina Ramirez)
💀 Mr. Bones (Lenny Bones)

🍼 Rookie of the Year Watch

This race is tighter than a Red Bull pit stop. Here’s where we stand (ranked by Bones Legend rank):

⛈️ Raging Thunderstorm – Rank 1 – Leads the Bones Challenge, but mid-pack in Fantasy is dragging him down.
🎮 MaxVerslappen – Rank 2 – Fast. Deadly. Could walk away with it all.
👑 Lando Cal-rizz-ian – Rank 3 – Bones still weak, but Fantasy domination keeps him in the fight.
🧠 vcuEvan’s Team – Rank 4 – Quietly lethal. One good weekend from jumping all of them.
😵 Servette FC – Rank 5 – No signs of life.
🫠 No Stoppin MaxVerstappen! – Rank 6 – There is, in fact, some stoppin’.
☕ Kim's Krewe – Rank 7 – Very krewe. Not very fast.

💰 $1 Podium Pick Challenge — $19 POT ALERT 💰

🔥 NINETEEN. DOLLARS. 🔥 That’s how high the Podium Pick Challenge pot is right now. And still, NO WINNERS.

What is it? You predict the top 3 finishers of the next Grand Prix in the exact order. That’s it.

💵 $1 to enter
🏆 Winner takes the pot
🌀 If no one wins, it rolls
✂️ If multiple winners, you split it

We are 6 races deep and no one has hit the podium trifecta. Could YOU be the first? Go to lennybones.com to make your picks. Do it. Make history. Brag forever.

🏆 Trophy Case

Former Fantasy Champions

Barclay G – '21 & '22
Will B – '23
Karina R – '24

Bones Challenge Champions

Ariana B – '23 & '24

Bones Legend

Ariana B – '24

Rookie of the Year

Jacob M – '24 (Tie)
Francisco M – '24 (Tie)

🧻“Tissue Box Tier”

Some teams are gonna need a little emotional support after Miami:

😢 Positive Mental Attitude – May need a rebrand to "Passive Mental Breakdown."
😖 Kim’s Krewe – So far behind, the GPS said “Make a legal U-turn.”
😬 Barclay G – From two-time champ to two-time tire fire.

We’ll leave a box on pit wall for y’all.

🦴“Bones Oracle Prophecy”

We asked the bones (literally), and here’s what they predicted:

💀 Mr. Bones will rise 3 ranks next week.
💀 No Stoppin MaxVerstappen! will submit a Bones Challenge… but forget to hit “submit.”
💀 Ciao Baby 4 will lose her lead — only to take it back the race after.
💀 Nina’s Javelinas will get her first Bones Challenge point… in 2026.

The bones have spoken. Ignore them at your peril.