🇧🇪 Bones Circuit ‘25: Post-Belgium GP — Waffles, Wet Tires & Wreckage 🏁

Rain? Check. Chaos? Check. Podium Pick Pot now so hot it might explode? CHECK. The Bones standings are shifting like Verstappen’s rear wing at Eau Rouge. Let’s get into the madness.

💰 PODIUM PICK CHALLENGE – THE $14 LEGEND 💰

  • 🔥 $14 is a cultural moment. It’s history. It’s spicy queso with ghost peppers.
  • 🎡 You could get cotton candy AND insult someone on a tilt-a-whirl.
  • 🧃 7 Capri Suns. Or one extra icy pitcher of Bones-brand Kool-Aid.
  • 🎮 A second-hand copy of Mario Kart and gas money for the rematch.
  • 💍 A plastic ring for every finger. Bonus: they light up.
  • 🍟 Enough fries to reenact Spa’s elevation profile in potato form.
  • Don't miss out. $14 is waiting. Submit now. Glory is forever.

🎯 Bones Challenge – Top 5 Gods of Spa

  1. 👑 Ciao Baby 4 – 66 points
  2. ⛈️ Raging Thunderstorm – 65 points
  3. 🎥 Race Highlights – 65 points
  4. 🍸 Dirty Hamiltini – 56 points
  5. 🧊 Maxwell Verstappuccino – 55 points

🫥 Nina’s Javelinas – Beyond Zero

0 points. Still. Again. Nina’s Javelinas are now legally classified as a mystery novel. Is there a point coming? Will it arrive in 2026? Stay tuned. For now, we light a candle and move on.

🏎️ Franco’s Fastcars – Precision & Personality

  • 🔮 Can guess the sauce flavor blindfolded at any cookout
  • 🖼️ Once painted a Monet homage using only condiment packets
  • 🎩 Always says “please” when overtaking
  • 🐾 Certified dog magnet (especially golden retrievers)
  • 🛠️ Has never stripped a screw. Not once. Legend.

🔮 Crystal Bones – Spa Visions from Beyond

  • 💀 Mr. Bones will accidentally win a podium pick challenge he didn’t enter.
  • 🍸 Dirty Hamiltini’s car will be legally declared “too glamorous.”
  • ⛈️ Raging Thunderstorm will manifest rain mid-race with pure aura.
  • 🧊 Maxwell Verstappuccino will open a F1 café. It will be weirdly successful.
  • 🫥 Nina’s Javelinas will submit picks. They will be from the 2023 season.

📊 Fantasy Standings – Top 10

  1. 🥪 Piastrami’s On A Roll
  2. 💋 Ciao Baby 4
  3. 🍸 Dirty Hamiltini
  4. ⛈️ Raging Thunderstorm
  5. 🧊 Maxwell Verstappuccino
  6. 💀 Mr. Bones
  7. 👑 Lando Cal-rizz-ian
  8. 🎮 MaxVerslappen
  9. 🎥 Race Highlights
  10. 🛸 The-Landonorian

🍼 Rookie of the Year Watch

  1. ⛈️ Raging Thunderstorm – Rank 2
  2. 🎮 MaxVerslappen – Rank 7
  3. 👑 Lando Cal-rizz-ian – Rank 9
  4. 🧠 vcuEvan’s Team – Rank 14
  5. 🛑 No Stoppin MaxVerstappen! – Rank 20
  6. 🌫️ Servette FC – Rank 20
  7. 💅 Kim’s Krewe – Rank 22

🚨 Mid-Pack Madness

Some are rising. Some are melting. But these teams are definitely doing *something*:

  • 🐢 Turtle and the Hare – slowly becoming a top-10 threat. No one saw it coming. Except turtles.
  • 🧨 BlitzDay – quietly climbing. Loud fits, silent results.
  • 🧙 Barclay G – one strong week away from terrifying us all again.
  • 🧠 vcuEvan’s Team – built for endurance, not sprints. Wait for it.

🏆 Trophy Case

Former Fantasy Champions

  • Barclay G – '21 & '22
  • Will B – '23
  • Karina R – '24

Bones Challenge Champions

  • Ariana B – '23 & '24

Bones Legend

  • Ariana B – '24

Rookie of the Year

  • Jacob M – '24 (Tie)
  • Francisco M – '24 (Tie)