🏎️ Bones Circuit ‘25: Post-China Bones

Welcome to the first installment of the Bones Circuit '25 Newsletter — where fantasy meets flair and bragging rights mean everything. The season is off to a spicy start, and the standings are already starting to separate the contenders from the memes.

🏆 Top 5 Fantasy Teams

  1. 🤸‍♂️ Lando Cal-rizz-ian (George Holland)
  2. 🧠 JackF1Race (Jack Stringfield)
  3. 📸 Race Highlights (Karina Ramirez)
  4. 💑 Les Deux Heureux (Charlotte Groseclose)
  5. ☀️ Positive Mental Attitude (Jacob Melvin)

🧔 Top Bones Challenge Scorers

  1. ⛈️ Raging Thunderstorm (Jonathan Leyva)
  2. 💀 Mr. Bones, 💃 Charlotte, 🍸 Ariana, 🡢 Evan, 🐢 Lee — all tied with 4 points

🧠 Top 5 Bones Legends (Combined Rank)

  1. 💀 Mr. Bones (Lenny Bones)
  2. 📸 Race Highlights (Karina Ramirez)
  3. 💃 Les Deux Heureux (Charlotte Groseclose)
  4. 🍸 Dirty Hamiltini (Ariana Bazzi)
  5. 🡢 Barclay G & vcuEvan’s Team

🍼 Rookie of the Year Watch

George Holland leads all rookies in Fantasy, but choked in the Bones Challenge. 😳

  • 🡢 Evan Adams (vcuEvan’s Team) is tied for 5th overall in combined rank.
  • 🧠 Jack Stringfield — fire in Fantasy, ghosted in Bones.
  • ⛈️ Jonathan Leyva (Raging Thunderstorm) — perfect Bones Challenge, P18 Fantasy. Balance that out, bro.

🧼 Pointless Drivers Watch

These F1 drivers still have a big fat zero in the championship points column:

  • 💭 Pierre Gasly
  • 💭 Liam Lawson
  • 💭 Isack Hadjar
  • 💭 Jack Doohan
  • 💭 Gabriel Bortoleto

We'll shame the stragglers weekly until they escape the bottom. Get it together, Gasly.

💰 $1 Podium Pick Challenge

No one nailed the top 3 in order this week. That means the pot rolls to $5! 🎉

How it works: Guess the top 3 finishers in order before the next GP. $1 to enter. Winner takes the pot. Miss? It rolls. Tie? You split it.

Anyone can play — invite your friends, coworkers, or total strangers. The more entries, the bigger the cash. Submit your picks at lennybones.com

💬 Trash Talk of the Week

“Some of y’all got more excuses than points.”
— Mr. Bones, while watching Gasly and half the rookie class fumble both challenges.
  • 🚫 Jack Stringfield: Fantasy beast, Bones ghost.
  • 🚫 George Holland: Fast start, no follow-through.
  • 🚫 Will B (Maxwell Verstappuccino): Cold brew, cold points.
  • 🚫 Nina Groseclose: Riding shotgun with Bortoleto on the Pointless Bus.

Visit lennybones.com to submit picks, track standings, and talk your trash.